hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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