she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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