If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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