i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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