The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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