your room smells of hookers.
And success
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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