can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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