I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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