Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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