omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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