I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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