i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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