I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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