omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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