R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Where is the hickey?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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