Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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