i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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