the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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