What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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