Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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