My friends, they love my intelligence
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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