Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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