I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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