You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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