she was so not down for the gang bang
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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