I'm really into asian looking animals
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
whose parrot is this?
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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