Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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