dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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this hospital has no fireball
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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