she was so not down for the gang bang
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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