Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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