So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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