You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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