Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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