I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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