Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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