found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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