At least make sure they are 18
Why
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The feeling are messing with the penis
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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