go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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