i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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