My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Your dad touched me again.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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