BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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