Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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