we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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