Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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