don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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