Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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