"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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