So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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