All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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