she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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